omg, I'm dying!! Did he take those pics, I'm always asking hubby what that little room is like...now I know, haha!! And for the record I totally use that pad coverying the chair as pee pads for my pups on a daily basis...too funny!
HOly crap!!! HAHAHA!!! Wow your clinic is pimpin. They always stick my hubby in a bathroom that has a chair in the corner with a red folder full of Playboys that is hidden in a cabinet. There is no TV, no comfy chair, and certainly no coverings over the chairs for leakage.... I am definitely showing my DH this!!! He will be so jealous!! HAHA
that's awesome!!! My husband is currently cringing. He gets to this very soon, and he is literally embarrassed and laughing at the same time. Thanks for the smile!!
OMG - this is awesome. My DH had to do a Semen Analysis and the kid in the lab sent him down the hall to the PUBLIC 3 STALLED BATHROOM where a dude was taking a dump next to him the entire 20 minutes. Awful. There's no way that was protocol, but my poor hubby didn't know what else to do. Can you imagine?!
That is a seriously deluxe masturbatorium. Most masturbating for medical tests takes place in the same ordinary washroom where both men and women produce urine specimens. I've been in several commercial sperm banks whose donor rooms weren't as nice as this. No leather chair, not nearly as many magazines, and no video.
All this is well, but I rather they have an asian lady in a white nurse uniform and who used her massaging techniques to get the semen out. I bet more people would go.
I am a 31 year old teacher with an awesome husband and an amazing Chihuahua pup. We are a happy family right now but we are excited that I am FINALLY pregnant after a year and a half of trying and fertility treatments. I am still nervous (ok...paranoid) that something is going to go wrong. I find this blog a great place to find support and relate to people who are going through similar struggles!
Oct 2008- Bye bye BCP! But not "officially" trying. Mar 2009- still no period since quitting BCP
Apr 2009- Fail Progesterone Challenge test, refered to gynecologist June 2009- Blood work and Estrogen/Progestren challenge with gyne. All normal. July 2009- HSG- too painful to complete and gyne recommends Laproscopy. I'm too nervous about it and want a second opinion. Delay scheduling surgery.
July 2009-Get a natural period...Yeah! Aug 2009- No monthly period...guess last month was a fluke Sept 2009-make appt at private fertility clinic Oct 2009- meet with RE, he is great. Promises to get me pregnant, suggests Clomid won't work for me. Prescribes Menopur (injections) Nov 2009-after 2 weeks of injections of Menopur, daily ultrasounds and blood and a trigger shot of ovidrel I enter the 2ww. Nov 2009-ovaries over stimulated in injectible cycle, feel extremely bloated, sick, fluish. Two weeks days of progesterone suppositories (yuck!). BFN.
Nov 2009-residual ovary cysts, BCP for 2 months due to timing of Christmas break. Booooo.... Jan 2010-Start cycle #2 with Menopur and Ovidrel injections! Feb 2010-HSG shows tube "fill/spill", one tube NO fill/spill! Blocked?
Mar 2010-Start medicated cycle #3 which will be IUI #1 using with Menopur and Ovidrel injections! April 2010-HCG beta confirms pregnancy!!!
Second beta more than doubled! 12 week u/s and NT screening on May 31st went great! So happy to be done the first trimester!
omg, I'm dying!! Did he take those pics, I'm always asking hubby what that little room is like...now I know, haha!! And for the record I totally use that pad coverying the chair as pee pads for my pups on a daily basis...too funny!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Best blog post EVER! I can't stop laughing!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing. Oh, my gosh! Hahahahaha. I've always wondered....
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! That is awesome!! LOL! Thanks for the laugh :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd yay for being 2ww buddies. I think my clinic tests really early, not that yours tests late. But I like that they test early.
HOly crap!!! HAHAHA!!! Wow your clinic is pimpin. They always stick my hubby in a bathroom that has a chair in the corner with a red folder full of Playboys that is hidden in a cabinet. There is no TV, no comfy chair, and certainly no coverings over the chairs for leakage.... I am definitely showing my DH this!!! He will be so jealous!! HAHA
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG this is so funny!!! Thanks for doing this! =)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap- I can't stop laughing. (And I really needed it tonight!)
ReplyDeletethat's awesome!!! My husband is currently cringing. He gets to this very soon, and he is literally embarrassed and laughing at the same time. Thanks for the smile!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE your husband for taking those pictures. Hilarious! I've always wondered what it looked like in there!
ReplyDeleteOMG - this is awesome. My DH had to do a Semen Analysis and the kid in the lab sent him down the hall to the PUBLIC 3 STALLED BATHROOM where a dude was taking a dump next to him the entire 20 minutes. Awful. There's no way that was protocol, but my poor hubby didn't know what else to do. Can you imagine?!
ReplyDeletethanks for the laugh?? i don't get it. what is so "funny"? what are we? in second grade still when someone says Joey has cuties? grow up.
ReplyDeleteThat is a seriously deluxe masturbatorium. Most masturbating for medical tests takes place in the same ordinary washroom where both men and women produce urine specimens. I've been in several commercial sperm banks whose donor rooms weren't as nice as this. No leather chair, not nearly as many magazines, and no video.
ReplyDeleteAll this is well, but I rather they have an asian lady in a white nurse uniform and who used her massaging techniques to get the semen out. I bet more people would go.
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